Quote of the Day

I've always thought the computer in the corn planter population monitors were too smart for the job they had to do. They get bored and decide to themselves "I think I'll fuck with Frank today" 

-- Frank W. James

Looks like you can't get away from psychotically evil technology no matter what you do for a living.

Frank's been having a heck of a time getting his crops in this year, and I fear that he's not unique.  Remember, if the farmers can't farm, we don't eat.  He's a heck of a nice guy.  I was fortunate to meet him in Pittsburgh.