Reader Demographics Questions

Just out of curiosity, I'd like to know a little bit about y'all.  Don't worry, I'm not going to ask anything too humiliating.  These are pretty simple questions that don't probe too deeply.  Have fun with them.  Leave answers in the comments, please.  Even though most of these questions are a "this or that" type, feel free to answer with another choice.  After a week or so, I'll come back and write a post with the most original or entertaining answers.

General Interest

1. Standard or Metric?
2. Minivan or muscle car?
3. Speed boat or pontoon boat?
4. Star Wars or Star Trek?
5. Snow skiing or water skiing?
6. Cabin in the Mountains or Condo on the Beach?
7. Iced Tea - Sweet or Un-Sweet?
8. Ebook or dead tree?
9. Unicorn or heffalump?

Firearms

1. Glock or 1911?
2. 9mm or .45?
3. AR-15 or AK-47?
4. Revolver or semi?
5. Shotgun - Pump or semi?
6. AR-15 - Iron sights or optics?
7. Black Powder - Flintlock, cap, or in-line?
8. Samuel Colt or John Moses Browning?
9. Full Auto or three round burst?
10. .30-06 (God's Own Caliber, Old Testament) or .308 (God's Own Caliber, New Testament)

Food

1. Sausage or bacon?
2. Irish Coffee or Tequila Sunrise?
3. Jack Daniels or Maker's Mark?
4. Pizza - Thin Crust or Deep Dish?
5. Ketchup or mayonnaise?
6. Barbecue - sweet and tangy or hot and spicy?
7. Chili - Beans or no beans?
8. Christmas - Ham or Turkey?
9. Easter - Lamb or Rabbit?
10. Sushi or Thai food?
11. Steak - Moo or charcoal?

Complete the following sentences:

1. A man and his _______ are soon _______.
2. The easiest way to a man's heart is through his  _______.
3. My bologna has a first name, it's _________.
4. I'd like to teach the world to _________.
5. A _______ in the hand is worth two in the ________.
6. I wish I were an ________, that is what I'd really like to be.
7. Better _______ than _______.