H/T to Merlin on this one:
Substitute BMW for F-150, and you've got my take on it. Of course, he forgot the mention the twelfth lesson: Look forward to the day you look in the mirror while shaving and realize you have as much gray hair as you remember your father having.
Lesson 6
Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that. Do the following:
- Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment.
- Leave it there.
- Get a dime. Stick it in the CD player.
- Take a family size package of chocolate cookies. Mash them into the back seat. Sprinkle cheerios all over the floor, then smash them with your foot.
- Run a garden rake along both sides of the car.
Substitute BMW for F-150, and you've got my take on it. Of course, he forgot the mention the twelfth lesson: Look forward to the day you look in the mirror while shaving and realize you have as much gray hair as you remember your father having.
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